our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
if i pronounce “gif” a different way than you and you feel the need to “correct” me, i will most likely cut out your tongue because it is so unnecessary to start an argument over programming lingo when you could be cuddling with a cute stuffed animal or frolicking in some flowers or cool shit like that
I play it fun and say it differently every time
I love how all of Mother Gothels problems could have been solved if she just would have lied to her about when her birthday is.
I love how they got as close as they could to saying “did i fucking stutter” in a Disney movie
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.