sungodsays

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

(via thethingsidoforthefandom)

homophobias:

if i pronounce “gif” a different way than you and you feel the need to “correct” me, i will most likely cut out your tongue because it is so unnecessary to start an argument over programming lingo when you could be cuddling with a cute stuffed animal or frolicking in some flowers or cool shit like that

I play it fun and say it differently every time

(via thethingsidoforthefandom)

thesonicscrew:

randommakings:

I love how all of Mother Gothels problems could have been solved if she just would have lied to her about when her birthday is.

I love how they got as close as they could to saying “did i fucking stutter” in a Disney movie

(Source: tomhiddles, via thethingsidoforthefandom)

cocaine-christmas:

i keep gaining followers
which is good
but yet my ask box stays empty
which is not good

(via lushedxo)

Done

I’m like 10000% with AEGIS right now. Just drag me off and hide me until graduation

mattfrombusted:

sansatyrell:

why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other

i think kelsey was

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(via thethingsidoforthefandom)

nerdynerdynerdynerd:

asgardreid:

thestormscrolls:

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.image

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

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(via thethingsidoforthefandom)

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via fergussonweblogxz)